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Written by SLC   
Wednesday, 23 June 2010 19:29

Jason Spezza is not going to be traded.  Not now, not ever.

We all know who is fuelling this.  We've seen it time and again.  We know he delights in stirring the shit, not only to incite the knuckle-typing groundlings into a hooting, inchoate howl, but mostly to justify his own pathetic "career" as means of guaranteeing his continued access to the media buffet table.

Trade to Phoenix?  We'll take Shane Doan, thank you.  Columbus?  Fine.  Rick Nash or go piss up a rope.  Oilers? Same deal you offered for Heater (Cogs, Smid, Penner) plus that pretty 1st overall you've got there (and it damn well better be Tyler Seguin, Bryan.  I've had just about enough of self-entitled fuckwits).  Otherwise, get the fuck out of my kitchen.  Leafs?  Um...no.  That's your market, gentlemen.  That's how valuable Giggles is to our team, whether the mouth breathing trogs who invade the Sun's comment section want to admit it or not.

Also?  The Bryan needs to shut the fuck up.

I've tried to ignore this.  No, really, I have.  My position is well known, and after the absolute shittiest week in SLC history, the last thing I needed was to bother addressing what amounts to some fat fuck's attempt at saving his own evaporating credibility by pulling a maggot ridden piece of afterbirth out of his rectum and slapping a "SCOOP!" sticker on it.  And yet, here we are.  Thanks for that, asshat.

So, yeah.  Cut the shit.  Giggles isn't going anywhere.

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written by FarthestSen, June 23, 2010
You don't mind that I send your stuff to various senior officials around this tiny globe of ours as an example of the finest in modern English prose, do you?

Well. Said.
TESTIFY!
written by The Right Hemisphere of Einstein's Cerebellum, June 23, 2010
Could not agree more. Well said. Well written. Any way we could tie moose antlers to his rumour mongering head and send him out for a walk?
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written by Young, June 24, 2010
I have said from the beginning he will not and should not be moved. That is why you will see my blog is free of ANY blogs about this "story". I know you snapped so yours is different, but everyone else is just fueling Bruce's ego.
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written by Steve HL, June 24, 2010
The million dollar question is...what if he is moved?

Anything is possible these days, expect the worst but hope for the best.

Have a good one SLC.
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written by Pension Plan Puppets, June 24, 2010
Good luck getting anything close to that return. If Murray doesn't sack up you'll get a Heatley-like return. Sorry.

Not really but I do look forward to the outrage if it happens.
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written by SLC, June 24, 2010
@FarthestSen: Not at all. Just remember to append the parental warning. I don't need the U.N. coming down on me. Again.
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written by SLC, June 24, 2010
@PPP: My point exactly. There isn't a trade in the world that would make this worth it for us. The fact that some don't seem to understand that just makes me want to punch a nun.

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