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Written by SLC   
Wednesday, 03 March 2010 20:38

Top ten signs you may be suffering from Olympic withdrawal:

#10 -- You've worn out the batteries on your remote searching for biathlon highlights.
#9 -- Your criminal record now includes "indecent display of Official Olympic Codpiece".
#8 -- You've re-upholstered your entire living room in Norwegian curling pants.
#7 -- Your new pick up line?  "Hey baby, wanna see my flying tomato?"
#6 -- You're sporting a brand new tattoo of the Five Rings.  On your forehead.
#5 -- Comparing Canada to Hitler?  Totally acceptable!!
#4 -- You've re-christened your first born "Own the Podium".
#3 -- You find yourself trolling adult boutiques for Lindsey Vonn blow up dolls.
#2 -- You attempt to distract your betters from the soul crushing suckitude of your day job by becoming a whiny bitch.  You lost Ron.  Deal.

And the number one sign you may be suffering from Olympic withdrawal...

#1 -- You completely forget how to play hockey while allowing the New York Rangers the luxury of pretending they're a playoff team.

Pathetically asinine Chicken Little-esque purveyors of certain doom aside, never let us speak of this again.

Whaleicanes tomorrow night (7:00pm, SportsNet East with the apologies). All of your Hartolina news here.  Shake it off and let's do this thing.

Go Sens.

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