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Written by SLC
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Wednesday, 03 March 2010 20:38 |
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Top ten signs you may be suffering from Olympic withdrawal:
#10 -- You've worn out the batteries on your remote searching for biathlon highlights. #9 -- Your criminal record now includes "indecent display of Official Olympic Codpiece". #8 -- You've re-upholstered your entire living room in Norwegian curling pants. #7 -- Your new pick up line? "Hey baby, wanna see my flying tomato?" #6 -- You're sporting a brand new tattoo of the Five Rings. On your forehead. #5 -- Comparing Canada to Hitler? Totally acceptable!! #4 -- You've re-christened your first born "Own the Podium". #3 -- You find yourself trolling adult boutiques for Lindsey Vonn blow up dolls. #2 -- You attempt to distract your betters from the soul crushing suckitude of your day job by becoming a whiny bitch. You lost Ron. Deal.
And the number one sign you may be suffering from Olympic withdrawal...
#1 -- You completely forget how to play hockey while allowing the New York Rangers the luxury of pretending they're a playoff team.
Pathetically asinine Chicken Little-esque purveyors of certain doom aside, never let us speak of this again.
Whaleicanes tomorrow night (7:00pm, SportsNet East with the apologies). All of your Hartolina news here. Shake it off and let's do this thing.
Go Sens.
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 March 2010 23:25 |