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Written by SLC
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Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:53 |
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Now that that bit of bother has been dispensed with, we switch our Amazing Multi-Lingual Taunt-O-Matic from the guttural expectorations of those Saxon savages to full Cyrillic. So help me, I will find the perfect translation of "Evgeni Malkin copulates with diseased Mongolian yaks" if I have to break Google to do it.
But before we do that, a few observations from this latest Kraut Kurbstomp:
- While the very thought of agreeing with Petey McSplooge (TM FHF) makes me want to punch myself in the junk, I'm with him on one thing. Mike Babcock needs to chisel "Staal-Sid-Iggy" in stone and just leave it the hell alone. At the very least, when Ovie tries to Jagr-ize Crosby, Iggy will be there to pound him into paste. I'd pay many many shiny pennies to see that happen.
- Nice to finally see Rick Nash get off the schneid. He's been by far our best two-way forward. Seriously, the kamikaze forecheck makes me moist.
- Holy crap, is Ashleigh McIvor stunning. Sorry, that doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand but I was just watching the GOLD MEDAL PRESENTATION Y'ALL (WOOT!!) and...well...just wow.
- I don't get to watch very many San Jose Sharks games, so hopefully I can get a little help here. How long has Joe Thornton been such a useless fucking lump?
- And while we're on the subject, remind me again why Cory Perry is on this team?
- Because it was, well, Germany, it is utterly impossible to gauge how Bobby Lou is playing. Considering who we're playing tomorrow, I really really hate that.
So it's off to the quarters with our new found lebensraum induced swagger and a date with our old friends (even if it does come three games too early). That's great. But a word of caution to our once again shiny heroes, if I may. Play tomorrow the way you did over the first two periods tonight, and we are totally fucked. There aren't any more Germanias.
Go Canada.
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:52 |