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Karlsson, who missed Monday’s practice with a bug, but was on the ice with the Senators yesterday, did not speak with the media after learning of his demotion. Murray said the 19-year-old was “very emotional” upon hearing the news. “He was quite emotional about it...We’ll give him the day, and he can travel down (Wednesday) and we’ll make arrangements [for him] to be in the lineup, hopefully, Friday night.” -- Ottawa Sun
Oh, hey Erik. Look, I know this is hard. Believe me when I say that I feel your pain. Let me tell ya, when I was yanked off the bar and demoted to bus boy for the completely understandable offence of buying a shot of Jack for an underage hottie, I was devastated. No, really, who knew a 16 year old could have that kind of cleavage? Not me, I grew up in Cornwall. Wait. On second thought, that should have totally clued me in. Okay, bad example.
But really, it's for the best. I ask you, where else but in the A are you going to learn the finer points of being an NHL defenceman? Where else are you going to learn that you don't have eleventy thousand seconds to make the first pass because the ice is rather small when compared to that which you've become accustomed? Where else are you going to learn that a forechecker will fold you in half faster than you can say "Gefilte fish! Yum!"? Where else are you going to learn that the crowd isn't booing but screaming "SHOOT!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SHOOT!! I don't care if it's on net. Just SHOOT!". And where else are you going to learn to grow six inches and put on 50lbs in order to keep yourself from being pounded into Ikea breakfast sausage? Nowhere else but Bingo, that's where.
So please Erik, quit your bitching and do at least try to enjoy your stint on the buses. If not for you, than do it for the fans. Not to worry, you'll be flying charter soon enough. The Bryan's job depends on it. And if all else fails, remember this: Jared Cowen is coming. He'll be happy to show you what a real Big League D-Man looks like.
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