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Written by SLC
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Saturday, 05 September 2009 14:31 |
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So I trust we're all finished with the simian shit flinging? Excellent! Because as much as I'm going to miss Owen's cooed pillow talk, there's something else going on now, kids. Can you smell it? The crispness in the soon-to-be fall air...the hot chocolate and greasy hot dogs from the Lion's Club concessions...the fetid swamp gas of a thousand equipment bags being opened for the first time in months...HOCKEY'S BACK!! Are your pants as tenty as mine? They should be.
A few quick hits on the goings on while I was riding out the storm in The Man Cave:
- A multitude of strapping young men running around SBP in their underwear can only mean one thing. No, not that thing, this isn't the Gardens. Rookie camp opens today! Physicals and first on-ice workouts today, followed by a flight to scenic Kitchener Ontario for the annual four team rookie tournament tomorrow. If you're in the area, you'd be doing yourself a huge favour by checking it out. It's a blast. For most of these kids, this is the best chance they have to make an impression, and it shows. Dangle an invitation to the main camp in front of them, and every game is a game 7. You can see the Sens roster at Silver Seven (glove tap, Pete). One notable absence: Future Destroyer of Leaf Dreams, Jared Cowen will not attend to continue re-habbing the knee. Pity. I was looking forward to watching him eat Nazim Kadri.
- The Captain finally explodes! Sure, on the surface it may not look like much, but if you've listened to Alfie's public statements over his career, as I have, you know that “That would be the best scenario for everybody (if Heatley was dealt). But if it would have been that easy, then something would have already been done”, when translated from the original Swedish Stoic, is roughly equivalent to "If I ever see that fucking asshat in my dressing room ever again, I'll rip his scrotum off and hang his balls from the rear view mirror of my Saab." So how's that trade market looking now, Dany?
- Fare thee well, Gator. Granted, your tenure here didn't quite go exactly as I had thought it would when you signed, and a small part of me did a little dance over the newly freed-up Cap space, but most of me is just relieved not to have to witness a proven warrior forced to piss away his last year of professional hockey sitting in the press box. But...um...before you go, any chance you could do us a solid and take Brian Lee under your wing? Maybe teach him to be...you know...a real NHL defenceman? Any chance you could do it in the next, say, 28 days? 'Cause that would be awesome.
- Note to the Ottawa Senators Marketing Monkeys: "Forever Red" is a rather marked improvement over "A Force United". Just sayin'...
A week until the main camp opens, 10 days to the first pre-season game, 28 to the Opener against the Rangers, finally closing the books on this Summer of Shite. CAN YOU FEEEEEL IT??
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Last Updated on Saturday, 05 September 2009 16:41 |
And if shit slinging aint your thing, take your hand out of your ass before you write...
I'll leave you now to your strapping young men in their underwear...